Kids Say the Darndest Things

Kids say the darndest things and oftentimes leave parents mortified! This weekend in Pennsylvania was no different from any other weekend. Here are some of Mr. Smart Mouth Tallen’s finest moments.

Saturday evening we stopped by Speedy’s Tasty Treats. I ordered two baby cones, and two baby bowls of soft serve ice cream. The lovely employee read the order back to me. Mr. Smart Mouth yells out of nowhere,

“And you better get it right!”

Everyone was laughing while I, horrified was apologizing profusely.

Sunday evening, I was packing and getting the boys ready for bed. They sleep in my brother, an all-star football player’s bedroom. Tallen proceeds to tell my mother that his Uncle Curtis has a lot of trophies and he got them because he is in,

“Beast Mode!”

What the heck does a five-year old know about beast mode?

And last but certainly not least, we were commuting back to Georgia this morning. Tallen says, “Mommy can I tell you something?” I responded, “yes, you can tell me anything.” He proceeds to tell me, that while he was sleeping he woke up to use the bathroom and he could hear

“Pap snoring really loud.”

The list could seriously go on and on.

What is the most embarassing thing your child has ever said?

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